Iron Man … Secrets!

You know what's better than being a billionaire playboy? A donkey show.

Britney Spears has a tattoo of me that only Ant-Man has ever seen.

Thor is always telling everyone about the burden of being God of Thunder. You know what else is a burden? DEEZ NUTS!

You know what goes best with a glass of fine scotch? A stick of butter.

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One comment on “Iron Man … Secrets!

  1. Jesse says:

    How did I *JUST* notice that these all involve “you know what”? I’m firing my proofreader.

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