Once, I leaped so hard I ripped my taint.
I'm built like a brick shithouse, but I also shit bricks. Batroc pour le voictoire!
But of COURRRRRRSE ze accent is fake! But it keeps me up to my van dyke in hydra. Zo to speak.
I was in the Marvel/DC crossover and was stuck getting amalgamated with The Fisherman. An Aquaman villian? REALLY?!?!