Superhero SECRETS

Spider-man: SECRETS

I've actually got three web shooters. Two for the criminals...and one for the ladies.

I've actually got three web shooters. Two for the criminals...and one for the ladies.

SECRETS!

Listen, sometimes I'm on patrol and need to...you know...go. That's why I use Depends.

The Girl Scouts of America started the whole, "Friendly Neighborhood..." bit. Spidey loves him some Tag-a-longs

SECRETS!

My snappy banter with super-villains comes from long summers performing as a ventriloquist, Parker Peterman and Uncle Woody, in the Borscht Belt.

My snappy banter with super-villains comes from long summers performing as a ventriloquist Parker Peterman and Uncle Woody in the Borscht Belt.

SECRETS!

Google tells me that my pornstar name would be J. Boner Rameson...oh the irony!

Google tells me that my pornstar name would be J. Boner Rameson...oh the irony!

SECRETS!

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