Commissioner Gordon…SECRETS

Of course I know who Batman is. Some cop I'd be otherwise. His real name is Armin Tamzarian. Lives in a big house over on Broad St. Right?


Yeah, the Joker is a scary guy. But you know who gives me the hee-bee geebees? Crazy Quilt. The guy's got CRAZY in his name for pete's sake!


One year during a budget crunch, GCPD rented the Bat-signal to a used car lot. Batman wasn't too happy. Screw you Richie Rich!


Dick Grayson? Sure I know him. Don't like him much. You know...circus people.



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