Incredible Hulk … Secrets!

by Jesse


Why figures of speech fear Hulk?

Hulk know pronouns, Hulk no want to use pronouns.

Thor ate fruit anyway!

Once Hulk shoved entire fruit basket down Thor's throat when he sleeping off grog. Haw haw haw!

Hulk smash because Hulk care.

Sometimes Hulk replace Iron Man's scotch with Hulk pee. He not know!

And Hulk will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him and...

Hulk uses Wolverine as a toothbrush. Hair tickle!

 

 

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