Red Hood … Secrets!

Red Hood tried referring to himself in the third person for a month before realizing Doom and Namor already have the market cornered.

Winter Soldier and I go out to the strip clubs together occasionally. But it usually comes down to arm-wrestling to see whose retconned history ripped off who.

My favorite holiday is the one where Superboy didn't punch me back to life. Oh, that's all of them.

What Batman doesn't understand is that all of the plastic surgeons is Gotham City are drunken monkeys. Literally. Any one of those goons could be fixed if they just went to Star City.


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