- EVERYBODY I know sent me links to articles about the Action Comics #1 issue that sold for over $1,000,000. It was strange, because traditionally Detective Comics #27 is worth more. Well, suck it Superman.
- At least I got something right. DC is releasing White Rings.
- Chris Sims gives us The Worst Defeats in Comics.
Wednesday has come and gone. The heroes have fought their battles and villains have hinted at things to come. Now it’s time to review the game tape…
This week was a fairly strong week for me. It was, in some ways, a week of redemption.
Willingham’s Justice Society of America has for the most part left me unimpressed. I’ve kept the book because the guy that writes Fables deserves more than a fair shake. The problem hasn’t been that the book is bad. It’s more that instead of doing something interesting, he’s chosen to do JSA by the numbers. Traitor in the ranks? Got it with Kid Karnevil. Since the Robinson/ Goyer relaunch, everybody has had the team battle Mordru. You can’t really ever beat a magic powered time traveling villain. You can only out magic a magician into going away to lick their wounds. Now it’s Nazi’s. In comics, these guys were the boogey men of the 1930’s and ’40’s. I’m looking forward to the day in comics when fighting Nazi’s is as timely as fighting the Visigoths.
Still, this issue had me hooked. Why? I’m naturally curious. Throw me twenty years into a future that doesn’t look familiar and my first question is, “What happened?” This is the exact framing device that Willingham uses, and he’s got the world’s third smartest man serving as our historian. That’s the other thing that gets my attention. Michael Holt’s Mr. Terrific is an interesting character to me.
For whatever reason, Fantastic Four #576 decided that it does not need to tell full issue. The issue starts off quite strong with sit-rep type scene running down where they’re going and stating to expect the unexpected. There’s some boilerplate lab talk. Then, Apparently it’s okay to have ten pages of silence, create another huge gutter (a la last issue), dump significant chunks of plot into it and move on until we almost have an ending and then a text page explaining the wrap-up. I dig the silent pages. I object to the shoddy story telling through short-hand.
This newest Atlantis is admittedly the most interesting iteration we’ve seen. The Atlanteans are anthropomorphic denizens of the ocean and they have a triad of races and three kings. They look cool. Since this is a multi-part arc, and we saw the highly evolved moloids last issue, I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. With an over arching title like Prime Elementals, I guess we’re headed into a volcano or the sun next culminating in some big melee involving all of these “new” kingdoms.
Like I said, this was a week of redemption. I confess that I did pick up Blackest Night #7. It didn’t make my head hurt as much as the latest Green Lanterns or the previous issues of this series. I am happy the the rest of the rainbow coalition has finally arrived. I know Stewart’s pretty bad-ass, but why were we supposed to believe that he was holding off the multitudinous hordes of the universe’s dead?
We also finally get something of an explanation as to why Earth is so blasted important in the whole of the universe. On the other hand, we have to suffer through more of Johns’ fetish for gratuitous violence and gore. In the post BN DC, can we please have less of Larfleez and more of Atrocitus? He’s a much more interesting character with some depth. Larfleez is the running gag/ catchphrase that gets tired too quickly.
At last! Batman and Robin #9 totally made sense. There were no weird moments of confusion due to editors. No women popping out of boxes for no apparent reason. No odd or dull plot threads (we might finally put the Crime Bible to rest!). What we have here is coherent and interesting and fun. Thanks for restoring my faith in a Batman title.
Finally, if you aren’t reading X-Men Forever, you’re missing a fantastic read. This issue was devoted to Cyclops and the Family Summers. It’s interesting and stuff happens that isn’t angsty and ham handedly allegorical for anything.
That wraps up everything for me.
Diamond’s website keeps failing on me, but this week’s releases are finally up. Here’s what I’m looking at.
- BATMAN AND ROBIN #9 – The beginning of the Return of Bruce Wayne…Kinda. The twists and turns are definitely keeping this interesting.
- BLACKEST NIGHT #7 (OF 8 ) – Curiosity just gets the best of me at this point.
- FLASH REBIRTH #6 (OF 6) – Barry Allen, Most Boring Man Alive finally wraps up.
- IMAGE UNITED #0 (OF 6) – This one is going to have to pass the page test, since my Liefeld-sense is tingling that this is going to be 16 pages of sketches to mask the fact that issue 3 is WAAAAAAY overdue.
- THUNDERBOLTS #141 – It’s not that I love the Thunderbolts that much, even with Parker writing, but it’s a pretty solid book and I’m anticipating his run once Luke Cage comes in and revamps the team.That’s it for me. What are YOU looking at?
He’s grit, stones, and sand,
Moving with a crumbling grind,
It’s clobberin’ time!
In Blackest Night, Geoff Johns pulled a giant deus ex machina out of his hat when he revealed that each “New Guardian’s” ring can create one additional ring. I’m sure Johns picked DCU characters he thought would be cool and fit the story, but what if he wasn’t limited to the DCU? What if any cartoon or comic book character was available to him? I imagine if that was the case we’d see a much, much different alliance. One that would look something like this.
Hulk – The Hulk is all about rage: the madder he gets, the stronger he gets. There’s even a red one out there running around these days, busting things up and acting like a jerk. Just picture him constantly vomiting up blood and you’re already there.
Runner Up: Yosemite Sam
Ash Ketchum – Ash is the greedy little kid determined to capture one of every animal (excuse me, pokemon) in the world, to the detrimtent of every relationship he’s ever been in. That describes avarice much better than a mad scientist who wants to rule the world because Superman made him lose his hair when he was a boy.
Runner Up: Bender
Gargamel – The Scarecrow is a terrific if obvious choice for the yellow ring. Much like Parallax is the only thing to scare Green Lanterns, there’s only one thing Smurfs fear, and that’s Gargamel. He takes delight in capturing them, either to eat them or turn them into gold. That’s fairly scary if you’re Belgian.
Runner Up: Starscream
Hank Hill – Have you ever met one of those people who seem like they can do anything by sheer force of will? Hank Hill is that guy. Slap a ring on him and as long as you assure him it’s a military weapon and not hippie jewelry or an improv prop he’ll get the job done.
Runner Up: Panthro
Blue Lantern Corps (Hope)
Superman – Of all the characters Johns had to play with, I can’t believe he didn’t go for the obvious choice to represent Hope: Superman. If Barack Obama had a cape, superpowers, had saved the world hundreds of times )and the universe dozens), then MAYBE he could sit in on a lecture Superman gave on how to give people hope. Superman could be caught with a live boy AND a dead girl and people wouldn’t lose hope. He’s like Michael Jackson and R. Kelly wrapped up in a cape and with heat vision, that’s how much people believe in him.
Runner Up: Charlie Brown
Optimus Prime – Optimus Prime’s only weakness is his compassion for all living creatures. Being part of the Indigo Tribe would allow him to turn that into his greatest strength. Of course, a giant metal robot covered with tribal tattoos and holding a tiny stick wouldn’t be very imposing, but it would be compassionate.
Runner Up: She-Ra
Star Sapphires (Love)
Tenderheart Bear – Wikipedia says “Tenderheart Bear helps everyone show and express their feelings and helps his fellow Care Bears be the most caring they can be. In the 1980s movies and cartoons he was the leader of the Care Bears. He is orange (originally brown) and his tummy symbol is a big red heart with a pink outline.” That sounds about right. What do I know about Care Bears?
Runner Up: Hello Kitty
Those are my thoughts. Did I get someone right? Or very, very wrong? Hit us up in the comments sections.