Cyclops — SECRETS!!!

I opened my eyes only of a fraction of an inch once. ONCE. Circumcized myself.

Wolverine and I got trapped together in the Canadian wilderness and had to cuddle together to stay warm. It was nice.

Emma gets a 60% discount at Good Vibrations because she buys in bulk.

It was originally "X-Men Assemble!" before those Avenger bastards jacked it...

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