Yes friends, it’s time once again to delve into the private lives and thoughts of the spandex set.

Silver Surfer…SECRETS…

You want to know the best part about being covered in a silver chrome? I never have to go to the bathroom. That's 1.5 years of my life I can spend watching porn instead.


Little known fact: I'm silver with silver stripes


I can't eat me... it's not pretty... but it's so delicious.


The biggest thing I objected to about being Galactus's herald was giving him a sponge bath every other day.


Before the... unpleasantness, I was the lead singer in a garage band. We were one week away from signing on with a major lable. I miss those guys.



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