After learning where the bathroom was in Marvel Boy's flying saucer, I just pooped in Bob's bedroom.
Some joker tried to steal my identity. Fortunately nobody remembers a dude with a gorilla body and a human head.
Sometimes I'll go to the zoo and see how long it takes them to "recapture" me.
Rob Liefeld offered to "sketch" me once. WTF does THAT mean?!?!?
Worst team up ever was with Dazzler. It made me wish I wore pants.