The Tick — Secrets!

My original battle cry was “SPORK!” until the lawyers from the Popeye’s Corporation called.

Secrets…

I started to train in ninjitsu until I came to my senses and entered a mental institution.

Secrets…

I once called the police on a suspicious stranger in Arthur's apartment, but it turned out to just be a mirror. A SUSPICIOUS mirror!

Secrets…

Thanks to Handy's Book Club, I've now read 15 separate words of The Odyssey.

Secrets!!!

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3 comments on “The Tick — Secrets!

  1. Saint Walker says:

    Repeating jokes because they didn’t get a beg enough laugh the first time around?
    Also, was that a typo in the ninjitsu line?

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