Tonight’s LIST is brought to you by HoserCorp of America

When they’re not doing major motion pictures, sitcom guest appearances, or lines of coke, celebrities in our universe make a little extra money shilling for products of varying quality. Superheroes sometimes do the same. Think of the wonderful Hostess ads or the career of Booster Gold. Tonight’s list looks at which products some of our favorite heroes and villains endorse.

Super-endorsements!

When I need to dream up a clue to a crime, I dial my bed to 35 and hit the hay.

Wildcat, Ted Grant, for Fresh Step

Green Lantern for Zales Fine Jewelery

Wonder Woman for Amazon.com

Dr. Doom for Richard’s Cajun Sausage (RICHARDS!)

Aquaman for Red Lobster Seafood Restaurants

Beast and Wolverine for Brand X Shampoo

Kazar and Zabu for Tinder Vittles Cat Food

Captain America for Aquafresh Toothpaste

MODOK for Hair Club for Men and La-Z-Boy Chairs

Hydro Man for PÜR waterfilters

Tony Stark for Armor All

The Calculator for Microsoft

Hank Pym for Shrinky-Dinks

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One comment on “Tonight’s LIST is brought to you by HoserCorp of America

  1. Jesse says:

    How in the world did I neglect “Commissioner Gordon’s Fish Sticks”?

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