“WHY IS THERE NEVER A PHOTOGRAPHER AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE!!! THEY’RE ALWAYS HERE BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS BUT NEVER TO BE SEEN WHEN THERE’S A JOB TO DO!”
“Easy, JJJ,” I said. “I’m here for you. And I’ve got my Nikon D3X with me. With 24.5 megapixels, exceptional noise control, and Nikon’s EXPEED image-processing system, it’ll get whatever pictures you need, better than you could hope for.”
“SHUT IT, PARKER! THE RHINO’S IN MIDTOWN MAKING A WRECK OF THE PLACE AND I NEED THAT NEAR INSTANTANEOUS SHUTTER RELEASE TIME LAG OF APPROXIMATELY 0.04 SECONDS AND 51-POINT AUTOFOCUS SYSTEM TO GET DOWN THERE AND GET PICTURES!”
I swung by Midtown and there was my odd-toed ungulate. I got in close and started snapping pics when he saw me.
“Parker!,” Rhino yelled. “If you’re here then that spider-creep can’t be far away. If you take one more picture, even the durable, lightweight magnesium-alloy construction and comprehensive weather
sealing won’t stop me from tearing that camera into a million pieces.
The camera cost $7400, but I took the picture anyway.*
Camera only available in black. Strap available in any color, sold separately.