Devil Dinosaur… SECRETS

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be an effective predator when you're FIRE-F$@%ING-TRUCK RED?

SECRETS…*

When your reproductive, urinary, and digestive tracts all exit through one hole, puberty is a mess.

SECRETS…

PBS wanted me to play Barney, but the Sesame Street gang threw a fit because I'm red like Elmo. They were afraid it would cause marketing confusion.

SECRETS…

"Devil" is an old family name. It's the dinosaur equivalent of Eugene. I'm not satanic or anything.

SECRETS…

Shaving my legs is next to impossible with these little arms.

SECRETS!!!

*On a personal note, there is nothing about this image that doesn’t make me sad that there isn’t more of this sort of thing in the world. There is a depressing lack of sharp dressed, champagne swilling, revolver totting dinosaurs in my life.

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2 comments on “Devil Dinosaur… SECRETS

  1. Matt says:

    I had an alternate scroll-over text for the 2nd image. It was tough deciding which one to use.

    “It’s called a cloaca… and Dino-feminine hygiene product commercials are awkward beyond belief.”

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