Aunt May — Secrets!!!

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. And 85 years of circus performing has left me QUITE limber.


Other super-villains I almost married: Norman Osborn, J. Jonah Jameson, Mac Gargan, Eddie Brock, and The Kangaroo.


I made one ill-fated attempt at villainy in the 1970's, but getting defeated by Hostess fruit pies got my head straight.


Yes, my becoming the heard of Galactus is canon. Golden Oldie will ride again!


After Peter moved out I found some of his old textbooks, and they had CENTERFOLDS of the periodic table in them! Shocking!


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