I've often thought about the kids Jean and I would have. With their red hair, blue skin, and enormous trust funds...
After I shoot them, I have to go and pick up each flechette and reload it. Stupid Scott counts them, too.
For a while I thought being a horseman would be the worst my life ever got. These X-Writers seem to get off on topping the crappy things they do to us.
Harvey Birdman thinks being a lawyer is so great? He should try accountancy!