Lesser known enemies of man: THE LIST

The wizard Shazam is charged with protecting mankind from the Seven Deadly Enemies of Man. Being so deadly, these occupy Captain Marvel and Shazam’s attention and time. What aren’t they watching? Which enemies of man have slipped by to plague our society?

438th Deadly Enemy of Man: Passing Gas in a Crowded Elevator

1927th Deadly Enemy of Man: High Fructose Corn Syrup

38th Deadly Enemy of Man: Over-relliance relience use of Spell Check

9.34 * 10 ^56th Deadly Enemy of Man: Earworms (songs that get stuck in your head, not like in Trek II)

299th Deadly Enemy of Man: Confusing They’re/There/ and Their

19th Deadly Enemy of Man: Dressing Pets in Clothing

13th Deadly Enemy of Man: Furniture Royalty

142nd Deadly Enemy of Man: Toyota-thon

9th Deadly Enemy of Man: Insisting That Dane Cook Is THE Comic Genius of Our Time
93rd Deadly Enemy of Man: The Sudden and Needful Urge to Pee in the Middle of a Movie

45th Deadly Enemy of Man: Reshelfing Library Books in the Wrong Place So That No One Can Find Them.

34920th and 34921st Deadly Enemy of Man: Gluten and the Gluten Free

34th Deadly Enemy of Man: Krumping

11th Deadly Enemy of Man: “Humorous” Lists

1298th – 1312th Deadly Enemy of Man: All Seinfeldian Concepts: Low Talking, Regifting, Double Dipping, Unviting, Referring to One’s Self in Third Person, etc…

916th Deadly Enemy of Man: Yellow #5

73rd Deadly Enemy of Man: Read-Only Memory

981st Deadly Enemy of Man: Rocktober

1000th Deadly Enemy of Man: Pageants for Small Children

One comment on “Lesser known enemies of man: THE LIST

  1. Matt says:

    Let it be known that I subjected myself to many unpleasant and twisted Google Images of furries to find one that would not make you puke, but still got the point across. One, unfortunately, involved a person in a penguin suit (hopefully) simulating sex with a person in a cat suit. Nothing about that said “good times.”

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