The good thing about getting older is that people stop judging what you watch on TV.
I've got a hooked nose and wings, but they really call me Vulture for some of my...predilections.
The best thing about being in the Sinister Six is that Octavius will give away his old costumes. They make great duvet covers.
Once I got hit by the High Evolutionary's devolution beam and spent 3 weeks flying around the senior center pooping on golf carts.
Why is it that everyone gets else gets engaged to May Parker but me?