Doctor Octopus… Secrets!

Lots of people ask if I… pleasure myself… with my extra arms. The answer is no. Not that I ddint’ think about it.


One night I woke up and found myself on stage with a Who tribute band. Apparently my arms are good drummers.


I like Lunchables...


A couple of years ago, this woman at an IHOP mistook me for Elton John... I didn't tell her otherwise.


Aunt May or Bea Arthur...that's a tough call. Both?


2 comments on “Doctor Octopus… Secrets!

  1. Hoyt Spivey says:

    Not sure why Marvel Masterpieces decided to give him a camel toe…

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