This doesn't come naturally. I trained for 12 years in the Commedia dell'arte.
Batman wasn't my first heroic idol. At first it was Goom, Son of Goram.
Every hero has his own 5th-dimensional counterpart except for Captain Marvel. Nobody can bring themselves to be sillier than that guy.
For a while I lived in sin with Streaky the Super Cat.
Sometimes I think about hopping over to the Marvel U, but I think Deadpool has all of their bases covered right now.