Lex Luthor… SECRETS!

1979: I reunited the Beatles for a private concert. Me and Miss Tessmacher only.

SECRET…

Go Ask Alice scared the f-ing s out of me. Seriously, the f-ing s.

SECRET…

Sometimes I dream that I have the moustache of Sam Elliot and the flowing mane of Doug Henning.

SECRET…

I invented a vaccine for the common cold... but it's a urethral suppository. HA!

SECRET…

My greatest fear? To end my days as Hollywood's bottom right square.

SECRETS!

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