New Year Secrets!!!

by Jesse

I just pooped.

Secrets!

People always expect me to be the designated driver, but I can't see over the steering wheel!

Secrets!

If I could have any super-power, it would be vomit-resistance.

Secrets!

I had to sue Steve Ditko when he had Mr. A murder me for being a "leech," whatever that means.

Secrets!

Happy New Year, everyone.

Secrets!!!

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