
I just pooped.
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People always expect me to be the designated driver, but I can't see over the steering wheel!
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If I could have any super-power, it would be vomit-resistance.
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I had to sue Steve Ditko when he had Mr. A murder me for being a "leech," whatever that means.
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Happy New Year, everyone.
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