Captain America…SECRETS!

The butter scene in “Last Tango in Paris” is based on something I did in Italy during the war.


FACT: the Red Skull smells like cinamon. You won't find that in a history book.


What's so wrong about telling incontinence jokes to an AARP convention?


Mr. Captain America? No, that's my father's name


I lost my shield three months ago; I bought this one on clearance at Party City.


4 comments on “Captain America…SECRETS!

  1. Jesse says:

    Hubba, hubba! Look at that rack!

  2. Matt says:

    Q: Why would this Cap make an ideal dance partner?
    A: He can’t step on your toes… you know, since he doesn’t have any.

  3. Hoyt Spivey says:

    Tig. Ol’. Bitties.

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