Wonder Man… Secrets!

Wanna know the difference between me and Wilt Chamerlain? It's six and a half.

secret…

I'd be all for women's rights and feminism if those chicks were pretty.

Secret…

These specs? Totally x-ray. I had my buddy, Beast, make them for me.

SECRET…

I'm a published author. I wrote a companion to the Kama Sutra.

SECRET…

I've been one of Tupperware's top sellers for the last ten years.

SECRETS!

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