Stilt Man — Secrets!!!


Being Stilt Man wasn't my real calling. I wanted to be a giraffe tamer until I realized there wasn't much call for them.

I thought about getting arm extensions, too, but they were an extra 40 bucks so I passed.

When you have 10-story legs, people make all kinds of inferences. But, sadly, they're usually not true.

After my villain career ended, the city told me I never would have been arrested if I had just applied for a parade permit.

I met the Stilt Man of Atlantis once. It was...awkward.


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