Uncle Ben…SECRETS!

May and I were never married by any recognized authority.


May Parker gets the Power Cosmic and it doesn't even occur to her to bring me back from the dead?! That's BS


I once arm wrestled Albert Einstein in a bar. Woulda won if Robert Oppenheimer hadn't cheated.


I never really went in for all that religiousy stuff.


That crap about great power... I actually stole that from a Queens Savings and Loan commercial.


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