Godzilla — Secrets!!!

Being a giant monster is something like professional wrestling. You bring all your energy into the ring but you leave it there.

Secrets!

My greatest thing I ever got to destroy? That bitch-ass "American Godzilla".

Secrets!

I'm thinking about taking my act on the road, like Conan O'Brien. You think I could get 4000 people to pay $150 each for me to come to their town and stomp it?

Secrets!

Rodan *LOVES* flying over highways. It freaks out the commuters.

Secrets!

I wish I could fly. Gamera gets way more play with the lady monsters because of that.

Secrets!!!

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2 comments on “Godzilla — Secrets!!!

  1. Chuck says:

    Stands back from the kbeoayrd in amazement! Thanks!

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