With all the commotion regarding Superman renouncing his U.S. citizenship, it’s time to plumb the depths of his citizenship secrets!
Lex Luthor tried to convince the world I was born in Kenya next to Barack Obama, but no one was dumb enough to believe that.
I was hoping to get Swedish citizenship for the free healthcare but not having blond hair was a dead giveaway.
Lichtenstein offered me citizenship, but as I told them, I could never belong to only Lichtenstein, I belong to the world! Plus the coffee there sucks.
Do you know how easy it is to get an H-1B visa if you're a superhero? It's even easier if you hang out in D.C. for like, 20 minutes.
I'm an alien! I've never been a U.S. citizen! So I renounced, they begged me to come back, and they let me in for the first time. Suckers!