Delicious Fruit Filling

In the 70’s and 80’s Marvel and DC teamed up with Hostess to promote fried pies.  Inevitably, a villain terrifies the city, only to be captured when the hero and some children distract him with fruit pies.  There’s always a highly recognizable hero starring in these features, but never a villain you’ve ever seen before.  For this week’s LIST we present Hostess Villains You Almost Saw, But Didn’t.
  • Cap’n High Fructose Corn Syrup

  • Li’l Debbie

  • The Ding-Dong Daddy-O

  • The Unleavener

    This poor sonofabitch got his ass handed to him by Hawkman.

  • Cirque de Merengue

  • Lord Tasty Kakes

  • Richard Simmons

  • Dirty Hippy

  • The Age of Aquarius

  • The Fruitman

  • Lex Luthor’s out of work dietician

  • Snaximus: Roman god of high-caloric sweet treats

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One comment on “Delicious Fruit Filling

  1. Dadman says:

    Other villains that were considered:

    Swee’Tooth
    Sugar Fix
    The Calorizer
    Ford Bronco

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