Optimus Prime… MORE SECRETS!

I hid my mouth during the '80's and '90's because I... I had bad teeth.

secret…

I never liked Chip. Robot/ human hybrids make me uncomfortable.

secret…

I can't grow a mustache. I'd like to, but it just doesn't look good.

Secret…

Edna, my ex-wife/ trailer, and I have been divorced since 2007.

Secret…

I've accidentally stepped on a lot of house pets.

SECRETS!

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