No, I did NOT get choked up at the royal wedding.
There are so many Goblins now you have to get all gliders registered with the New York DMV.
Next week is the 23rd anniversary of the first time I tried to kill Spider-Man. But did he get me anything? NOOOOOOOOO...
I had been in the union suit for 3 years before I found out "The Hobgoblin" is a deviant sexual position.
My cousin Bob taught me the tricks of the trade. Now's he in Norman Osborn's grave.