Stardust… SECRETS!

Twice a week I magically fart in the Headmaster’s office at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizarding.


To become a SUPER-wizard, I had to make my way cross-country with Fred Savage to compete in and win a video game contest.


Actually, the small head is a trait that is bred for within the Superwizarding community.


I’ve been through three bucket lists while waiting for sweet death to relieve the burden that is my existence.


Sometimes, I also wonder…


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