Stardust… SECRETS!

Twice a week I magically fart in the Headmaster’s office at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizarding.

secret…

To become a SUPER-wizard, I had to make my way cross-country with Fred Savage to compete in and win a video game contest.

secret…

Actually, the small head is a trait that is bred for within the Superwizarding community.

Secret…

I’ve been through three bucket lists while waiting for sweet death to relieve the burden that is my existence.

SECRET…

Sometimes, I also wonder…

SECRETS!!!

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