I've staged some huge fights before, but nothing compared to the Real Housewives.
I was going to be on The Biggest Loser, but they said my metal legs disqualified me.
When I was twelve I won a dance contest sponsored by a local radio station. WMJO.
My biggest regret? Not getting to make Longshot and Shatterstar kiss on live TV.
I auditioned for the part of Black Dynamite. They said I didn't get it because of the 125 pounds of ugly fat covering my abs, but I think it was because of my hair.