Mojo — Secrets!

I've staged some huge fights before, but nothing compared to the Real Housewives.

Secrets!

I was going to be on The Biggest Loser, but they said my metal legs disqualified me.

Secrets!

When I was twelve I won a dance contest sponsored by a local radio station. WMJO.

Secrets!

My biggest regret? Not getting to make Longshot and Shatterstar kiss on live TV.

Secrets!

I auditioned for the part of Black Dynamite. They said I didn't get it because of the 125 pounds of ugly fat covering my abs, but I think it was because of my hair.

SECRETS!!!

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