Longshot — Secrets!

The worst thing about only having 4 fingers is that it's harder to do card tricks. Fucking Gambit...

Secrets!

I was the highest rated reality show on Mojoworld for 16 seasons. Until a scandal ruined my goodwill with the audience.

Secrets!

If I have any regrets, it's hooking up with Dazzler that one time. Bitch be trippin'! (That's the right way to say that, right?)

Secrets!

The star on my jacket represents a fiery inferno, like after Storm would make chili.

Secrets!

I'm 1/4 pheasant on my father's side. That makes what we used to do at night on the farm illegal in 47 states.

SECRETS!!!

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