I tried the hero thing for a while, but they told me they already had enough Spider-Man/Batman mashups.
I once got off on a murder rap using the bantha defense. "It was cold that night, your honor! I would have frozen to death!" Chump.
I decided to go with slippers because I AM A DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN!
This costume is a Herbie Popnecker original. I traded him for some magic lollipops.
You think you're so great, ARTHUR. I been rockin' this bident for YEARS.