Rude Awakenings… The list

With the madness that is Mardi Gras at an end, we’re taking a look at where our favorite heroes found themselves once they woke up on Ash Wednesday…or later.

From smiling and joyous Tuesday to sad and bloated on Wednesday, such is Mardi Gras.

Hank Pym awoke three days later with the single question on his mind, “Why do I always awaken from these things in bed with a furry?”

Gambit awoke Wednesday morning regretting having spent the previous day watching a “Real Housewives” marathon.

Red Tornado, a bundle of tears, finally discovered the human quality called “shame”.

Hal Jordan never made it to sleep.  That dude turned it into a marathon!

Peter Parker is still struggling with New Orleans traffic to get to the Bacchus parade.

Dr. Stephen Strange awoke to find himself in the backseat of a Volkswagon with the Eye of Agamoto lodged in an even more uncomfortable place.

Barry Allen awoke at his usual 6:30 a.m. to find that Hal Jordan had left him no less than 38 voice-mails. The gist of 3/4ths of them was, “I love you man… No, really… I lo…” Dissolves into sounds of projective vomiting.

Hawkman, always shirtless, felt a long-missing sense of peace.
Captain America still can’t remember why his shield is all sticky.

Security footage of Matter-Eater Lad breaking out of the Jefferson Parish Jailhouse.

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