Vulture… SECRETS!

I'm related to several signers of the Declaration of Independence.

secret…

I my day when you robbed a bank or a jewelery store, you said "please" and "thank you" to the tellers.

Secret…

"Tapioca pudding" is nursing home slang for an octogenarian hook-up.

Secret…

I don't get the attraction of May Parker. Otto tried to explain it once...

SECRET…

These days I'm only robbing banks to keep up my pledge to PBS.

SECRETS!!!

 

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