Cobra Commander — Secrets!

The snake is a great metaphor...Phor gettin' bitches back to my crib!

Secrets…

My most evil world domination plan yet: Game of Thrones.

Secrets…

I'm responsible for 7 of the last 9 songs that only describe how to do a dance.

Secrets…

I've got 80% of the Republican candidates on my payroll. Ron Paul refuses to see the light, though.

Secrets…

People really don't understand the burden of leading a terrorist organization...And staying trim enough to fit into this jumpsuit.

SECRETS!!!

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