I couldn't BELIEVE the fuss when I switched to undershorts. Wait, they WHAT?!?!?
I'm glad I had streaky. Kal refused to get Krypto "fixed".
I don't know why these rumors persist about me and Luthor. Wait, Luthor and I. Wait, no. Grammar is dumb, kids.
They coined the term "muffin top" after me. When I was a kid Ma Kent liked to bake pies a LIIIIIIIIIITTLE too much.
You may have guessed, I have one secret go-to move that's in every Kryptonian's arsenal.