I got yer Norn Stones right here.


My proudest moment to date would have to be winning a local day-time Emmy for hard hitting investigative reporting into corrupt Asgardians.


Asgardian hair is made of what you mortals call “cotton candy.” It’s delicious.


Sure I tricked Thor to turn into a woman and a frog, and I convinced Odin to banish him to Earth, but I’m most proud of the time I tricked Thor into getting a job at Burger King. “Verily thou hast had it thine way!”


Embarrassing trends and goofy turns of phrase have always been my specialty.



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