Lizard Secrets!

People always want to know how I go to the bathroom with this tail. Why isn’t anyone asking about the convenience of having a cloaca?


Some people have two left feet. I have two left arms. Should have been more careful with the genetics.


I don’t trust myself with women. I give myself too quickly and too freely. It always ends badly.


When someone in the Sinister Six does or says something stupid and awkward, we call it, “pulling an Otto.”


The worst part of losing my arm and becoming a lizard-man is that I can no longer perform slight-of-hand tricks.


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