Jonah Hex — Secrets!

Mah horse’s name is Bullet. After yer mama.

Secrets!

Yew wanna know how I got th’ scars? Th’ real story is at davidicke.com.

Secrets!

If that sumbitch Chris Claremont tries to dialogue me again ah’ll
murder every Guthrie from Kentucky to Westchester County.

Secrets!

Ah really did mount Mr. Gatling’s gun to mah horse but it didn’t shoot bullets, it shot syphilis.

Secrets!

The hat was from mah mama, who won it off Col. J.E.B. Stuart in a card game.

SECRETS!!!

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