Avengers Confidential!

Which ARMORED AVENGER has spent $30 BILLION IN R&D trying to develop a TRANSFORMING QUINJET?

Who is the JADE GIANT that often makes BOOM BOOM in his RIPPED PURPLE TROUSERS???

Which LITTLE BIG MAN gets his jollies SMACKING AROUND the LITTLE WOMAN??? It's not Ray Palmer*!

Which SHRINKING VIOLET was observed with a certain SPIDER NOIR STINGING EACH OTHER???

Who is the NORSEMAN overseen GIVING ALE to underage girls at AVENGERS AUDITIONS???

*Actually, it’s him too.

X-Men Confidential!

SCANDAL! Who is the CHERUB overseen studying in the library rather than CATTING ABOUT TOWN???

What CREATURE's secondary mutation was just the inevitable result of doing TOO MUCH OF THAT???

Which AMAZING FEMALE was spotted letting ALL FOUR OF HER CLASSMATES out of her room at 3 IN THE MORNING???

Why did this FRIGID HOMINID spend so much time in the BOYS' LOCKER ROOM???

In which AIRPORT BATHROOM did this MONOCULAR MAN open his eyes ONLY A QUARTER OF AN INCH???

Superhero Confidential

Still thinking about that Metal Men themed post. For now, I give you: Inhumans, CONFIDENTIAL…

Why was SHE seen cutting and selling her scarlet tresses? Later she was seen entering a jewelery store.

He's not talking, but royal watchers say the king of inhumans pawned his daddy's watch to buy some combs for his wife.

What does Inhuman's best friend have to say about the mix up?

"Einstein" insists that he saw the fatal flaw in their plan. Why didn't he do anything?

Nosey neighbor sits back and watches the ironic situation unfold.

Superhero Confidential – Special Cybertron Edition

Who is the MUSICAL PORSCHE that threatened to walk when the suits tried naming him "HIP-HOP"???

Which TINY APIS is rumored to be packing more than GEORGE BURNS???

What HEADLESS ARACHNIDBOT was busted trolling for LADY ROBOT SQUIDS???

Which DECEPTICON is really a fleshling-operated suit piloted by COBRA COMMANDER???

Superhero Confidential

Why has this watery ward with violet viewers been seen in seedier parts of the Pacific propositioning porpoises?

Why was this watery teen propositioning porpoises in a seedier part of the Pacific?

Why was this teen girl caught stealing Hostess fried pies from a New York 7-11? Claims she was rehearsing for a commercial.

Is this boy a human/ sheep hybrid? He's not talking, but DNA test results inside!

Local boy rescued from cave filled with strange phallic symbols, handcuffs, and boxing gloves. Raving Queen proclaims innocence.

Playboy parades new pantless playmate at parties. PTA groups ponder prosecution.

Superhero Confidential

Dental student caught teaching reindeer to "fly."

What was this pantsless "Santy Claus" doing while roaming the streets of Whoville?

Police want to speak to this man. Allegedly offered services as "baby sitter." Took money, then disappeared!

Hare hires killer to whack Kringle.

Kwanzabot saves Christmas again! Is it time to retire Santa?