Nova… SECRETS!

Turns out it's not considered a common law marriage if one person claims to be married and the other claims a restraining order against you.

SECRET…

Some things you just have to learn the hard way...like peanut butter is not an acceptable substitute for shaving cream.

SECRET…

It wasn't my idea to enter all those dog dancing competitions with Cosmo.

SECRETS…

The moment I knew it was over between me and Namorita? She called me Aquaman during coitus...

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I got turned into itty-bitty cubes once. What the Hell? That $#!+ doesn't happen to Green Lantern or Firestorm!

SECRETS!