Atom…SECRETS!

The reason I travelled the multiverse was to find that A-hole, Hank Pym. Nobody ganks MY styz-ile!

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People always ask why I keep coming back to Jean. It's like my old man always said, "If you find a woman who can cook, you hold on to her like grim death. Even if she kills your best friend's wife and partially burns the body to hide the evidence."

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A couple of years ago, I got slapped with a lawsuit for asking a female lab assistant if she'd take a look at my white dwarf star.

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I hang around and on Hawkman because he smells like Granny Smith apples...naturally.

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I've been living at Toys 'R Us for the last four years. A Barbie Dream House isn't so bad when it's rent free.

SECRETS!