Penguin — Secrets!!!

I have an umbrella for every need! Except to say "I love you"...

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I went to a costume party as Batman once, but everyone thought I was "Peter Griffin as Batman". So I had them killed.

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"Huevos" is an expression that gets thrown around a lot in my hideout. For many reasons.

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Nobody punches you in the beak in the Marvel Universe. I'm going there next.

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Burt Ward let me try on his costume once. It was...snug.

SECRETS!!!