Mister Miracle — Secrets!

Kids, I’ve escaped from many things in my day, but one thing I CAN’T escape is the love of a good woman.

Secrets!

One snuggle from Big Barda and you’ll forget all that perverse and unnatural time you spent with Oberon in the lab.

Secrets!

The love of Granny Goodness is nothing next to the unforgiving embrace of your own Female Fury.

Secrets!

The only thing I’d ever want to escape now is the single life.

Secrets!

Yup, kiss life as you know it goodbye.

SECRETS!!!