Superhero Secrets

Wonder Woman… SECRETS!

I moonlight as a sculptor of those Precious Moments Figurines. Sad clowns are my specialty.

 

SECRETS…

People always call me "Super Woman." I've made my peace with it. Kal, on the other hand, hates when people call him "Wonder Man." He can be such a little girl.

SECRETS…

My plane isn't invisible. It's in-VISIBLE. It's MORE than visible.

 

SECRETS…

At a JLA Thanksgiving party, I once told a version of "The Aristocrats" that made Guy Gardner blush.

SECRETS!