Mr. Mxyzptlk — Secrets!

Bat-Mite is nothing but a hack! Quisp, though? That's guy's a genius.

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Super-heroes in the fifth dimension get plagued every 72 days by seventh dimensional imps. Talk about troublemakers!

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There's no Mrs. Mxyzptlk because the government refuses to acknowledge our type of love.

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Our names are so unusual because vowels were eliminated in the Great Uprising Of B57GS82QL95PX25

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I don't really care about Superman, I'm just trying to get Lori Lemaris to notice me.

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