Megatron… SECRETS.

Oh yes, Frank Sinatra and I go way back. He was a dear, dear friend.

secret…

Once a week all of the Megatrons meet for breakfast at McDonalds.

Secret…

Basically, we Decepticons have all the energon we’ll ever need. I’m waiting for my chance on Dancing with the Stars.

Secret…

Not knowing the f-ing difference between the nominative and objective pronouns is not an attractive character affectation.

SECRET…

NASCAR is basically pornography for those of us from Cybertron.

SECRETS!